Daily Kayla
08/11/2009
I started knitting a new scarf tonight and then I realized…
I think there is a senior citizen trapped in my body.
She likes paper crafts, knitting, baked goods and crossword puzzles.
I’ll name her Ruth.
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PSA: From Me To You.
Hempz lotion smells like beer*…cheap beer canned in aluminum.
I know you know what I’m talking about.
*The first whiff is a delightful crisp scent. Then after 5 minutes, you smell beer all around you. Then you find out it’s permeating from your hands. Awkward.com. One should not use this product before going out in public. People may begin to whisper…
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07/11/2009
I was thinking about my dream wedding the other day. Which is funny but that’s another story.
Here’s I vision it:
- No bridesmaids. Rather, all my gay besties…so manmaids if you will.
- Everyone will walk down the aisle to a techno remix of their favorite pop song.
- I will not wear white but rather a smokin’ LBD number.
- While walking down the aisle, runway struts will be enforced.
- I will only be photographed from my left side because that’s my good side. Angles and poses while being photographed are encouraged from everyone.
- Said celebration will by no means be held in a church but I haven’t quite pinned down the ideal spot yet.
Now all I need is a spouse who agrees this sounds like an awesome wedding day. My other option that I will offer is to elope. That’s it. Take it or leave it.
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I felt kind of strange this morning running around in a t-shirt and flip flops, with a Gingerbread Latte in hand and X-mas tunes on in my car…
it’s 73 and sunny out.
I guess this is what it’s like to live in LA (or most places westward), year round. :)
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06/11/2009
Sorry Mariah, this is my favorite Christmas song. So kitsch! So fun! (Wham-Last Christmas)
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Why I love my Tumblr girls reason #17:
I always see great book recommendations fluttered across my dashboard. Today’s library picks:
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05/11/2009
New dress alert. Trying to be more girly while keeping in my color palette: shades of black.
Excuse my no makeup face and my hair (actually there is no excuse for that).
Dress: H&M. Shoes: Target. Total: under $60.
Facts: This is my first slideshow. These shoes make me 6’1”. When I wear this dress outside my house, I will look more presentable.
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Here is my declaration: I am going to stop eating like such a asshole
Today until the end of the year (well the 28th of December b/c that’s my birthday and I do what I want) I am going to eat healthy. No more candy. No more ice cream every damn day. No more bullshit. Not only have I gotten squishy but I just feel…off. My digestive system is revolting and making my skin look like shit and my body really sluggish. So NO MORE.
I’m not going to get all nutritionista up in this piece, but I am going to try to cut out the nonsense. Maybe I’ll drop a few lbs. Maybe not. As long as I stop feeling like processed shit, I’ll be happy.
This isn’t going to be pretty but I’m looking forward to it.
Haven’t touch candy since Halloween. 5 days sober.
I am allowing myself one heavenly sweet a week. I’m being a choosy too, because if I eat it it’s gotta be worth it. I don’t think I’ll ever realistically cut sweets from my life.
I feel like I should jump on this band wagon because processed sugar is my favorite food group and I think that’s probably not right. I’ll even go until December 29th…my birthday. :)
What I should REALLY stop is the Diet Coke obsession. Maybe they should make those 32oz Big Gulps $5; not 59 cents. That would stop me. Maybe.
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- Gay BFF: You've been going on a lot of dates lately. Mmm Hmm.
- Me: Hah. Yes but no second dates because I've come to the conclusion that I do not like heterosexual men. I think it might be a problem.
- Gay BFF: UMM YEA THAT'S A PROBLEM.
- Me: I like the ones I already know, who have entered my social circle over the last 7-10 years. They can do no wrong, it's as if they've been pre-screened if you will. I don't like any new ones.
- Gay BFF: How long has this been going on?
- Me: I'd say the last 18-24 months.
- Gay BFF: So sometime back in 2007 you became a lesbian. I see.
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Getting my festive cheer on, in the form of a sprinkle donut.
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04/11/2009
Sister Fights: A How-To Guide
My sister and I got into a fight this morning at the ungodly hour of 7am. Cliff notes version: she was being an unpleasant mouthy 17-year old and I wasn’t having it. WHO GONNA CHECK YOU BOO? I WILL.
All day we ignored each other. No texts! No calls! Nothing! When she came home, I proceeded to ignore her for two hours as a continued punishment. (I feel life without me is indeed just that, a punishment). Finally, I barged into her room and asked, “ARE WE FRIENDS OR NOT?”
She screams NO!, we LOL and then catch up on each others’ lives from the last twelve hours. “So, what did you do today?” “WHAT! You went to Starbucks without me AND GOT A CHRISTMAS DRINK?!” etc.
We don’t fight often but when we do, our tiffs follow this template exactly. So fun. So…predictable. Please note: I’m the peacemaker. Thanks. ;)
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Another Adventures in Online Dating.
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GPO…NYW. This will be my first holiday season in 7 years that I’m not in NY. Tourists aside, 34th Street had some of the best decorations. :)
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03/11/2009
Pet Peeve #87
I absolutely hate having to wear a Band-Aid.
They may seem harmless but I don’t like feeling restricted and band-aids cripple my movements. Whether on my finger, my hand, or presently, my forearm…I do not enjoy feeling limited by sticky latex. When I move, it pulls my skin. When I try to bend my finger, it cuts off my circulation. When I take it off, it hurts.
Band-aids, quite frankly, ruin my day.
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